WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label short shorts jeans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label short shorts jeans. Show all posts

Monday, May 29, 2017

My Favorite Things!

(Sung to the tune of the same title from "The Sound of Music," with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein!)


Yoga pants, tight shorts
and swimsuits so scanty,
PJ's and short skirts
and all kinds of panties
showing cute bottoms
that all need a sting!
These are a few of my
 favorite things!

Blue jeans and sweat pants
with drawstrings so handy,
all with a snug fit
for fine little fannies!
Dresses so nice
as they shimmer and cling!
These are a few of my
favorite things! 



Over my lap I love
watching her wriggle!
My spanks make her squirmy,
she'll holler and giggle!
A warm, rosy glow
to her hiney I'll bring!
These are a few of my
favorite things!



When my blog bites,
when my jokes stink,
when my drawing's sad--



I simply remember my favorite things--


and then I don't feel so bad!!